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M*A*R*I*J*U*A*N*A*!

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Absolutely NO side effects! Might get the munchies
and/or the giggles.

Ever notice the scare tactics these ridiculous drug companies lay on the consumer as they herald in the latest drug to hit the market?

You may experience nausea, vomiting, terrible pain in your big toe, loss of hair, bloating, mood swings, aggressive tendencies, inexplicable need to own a firearm, loss of appetite (if you are skinny), weight gain (if you are fat), sleep walking, restlessness, urge to go shopping, uncontrollable flirting, urge to go off in magic bathtubs (I don't know what that's all about)....

But, don't turn off...GOseeALICE! Most of this probably won't happen...We are required to scare the bejeesus out of you before telling you how wonderful our crap is.