People Beat Each Other Up
Over...
Towels!
At Walmart On Black Friday...

Walmart advertised low, low prices on TVs, laptops and kitchenware,
but
the store's best-selling item was ...
Towels!

And you should have seen the holiday spirit!
Gotta get out there early..
.
Towels!
Must have towels!
Need Towels!

Walmart released 2.8 Million Towels
Friday

Oh, there were 2 million TVs, 1.4 million tablets
and 1.9 million dolls

BUT,
THE TOWELS!

Towels were driving shoppers CRAZY!
CUSTOMERS GOT VIOLENT!

(Walmart shoppers
don’t need much to go to the dark side.)

And it looks like West Memphis, Arkansas is the winner!
with the most uncivilized behavior for this
HOLIDAY SEASON!

CONGRATULATIONS, WEST MEMPHIS!!
WAY TO GO!

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

Keep dry with your hard-fought for Cheap Towels!
(That blood should come out in the wash.)