So, how are you folks doing with that reduction in food stamps our venerable politicians...Eric Cantor, that four-eyed wonder, to be precise...called for?

Are you saving up (stamps) for that Thanksgiving Day dinner? Will you be able to afford a turkey? Or has the reduction precluded that kind of luxury? Well, look at it this way, our politicians will be having luxurious, scrumptious turkey feasts with all the trimmings. Doesn’t that fill your belly? Think harder.

Today’s the 13th. You have 15 days left to turkey day. Hey! Here’s a thought. Why not put your stamps together with other unfortunates and maybe, just maybe, 10 or 15 of you can nab one o’them birds.
Or is that against the rules?