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                      SLAUGHTERHOUSE, USA
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WOW! We can barely keep up with the shootings! Where will it end? Better stay away from malls, don't send your beloved children to school...home school...in fact, don't leave your home except for essentials. This holiday season why not give bullet-proof vests to those you really love!

This is a war zone! 

Didja hear about the three-year old who found a loaded gun and blew himself to heaven?

HEY, LaPIERRE, ENOUGH YET???