Mr. President (43rd)...You’re A Jerk!

So many Americans remained silently embarrassed through the eight agonizing years of George W. Bush as the clown President.

The Nation watched in horror as the last visage of respect and decorum washed away and were replaced by a sinking, sickly feeling of national ridicule.

Each American has a favorite moment.

Mine is the expression of utter stupidity on Bush’s face as he attempted to sneak out early from a meeting of distinguished dignitaries only to be faced with large double doors locked for attendee security.

He sheepishly exits through a break in the background scenery.

If he wet his pants, it would have been anticlimactic to the dumb expression after the door experience.

Then things got worse.

Why is President Obama treated with such disdain and lack of respect?

He has never swaggered from a fighter jet on the deck of a carrier looking as though he flew it, proudly wearing his cod piece backwards!

Nor has he chopped and diced the English language like no other in recent history, forcing mothers and teachers to leap to their children’s ears to cover them whenever President Bush spoke.