Now This Makes Me Madder 
Than A Wet Hen!

A 5-year-old Kentucky boy fatally shoots his 2-year-old sister.

Wait! Let me guess...did this happen in a trailer park?

Boy, 5, accidentally shoots sister, 2

What the f*** do you mean “accidentally”?
The gun fell into the child’s hands? The baby accidentally crawled into the path of the bullet?

Family members describe the shooting as a tragic accident.

No, folks! It wasn't a tragic accident! It was stupidity!
Plain and simple...it was stupidity!

The boy got the Crickett rifle for his 5th birthday, officials say.

Oh, how special. Good thing he didn’t bring it to his kindergarten class for “show and tell.” That could have been a total target practice moment.

The mom was home but had stepped outside...

Wait! Let me guess. A quick smoke? A joint?

In April, two more incidents of young kids shooting and killing others...

What the fu** do you expect, you fu**ing morons??

The shooting took the life of Caroline Sparks.

Wait! We’re back to the trailer park.

"It's just one of those nightmares," policeman said, "a quick thing that happens when you turn your back."

When you turn your back? When you turn your back?

Young children in the area are often introduced to guns at an early age,

Before they mix their new gun up with the TV remote?
 
"In this part of the country, it's not uncommon for a 5-year-old to have a gun or for a parent to pass one down to their kid," he said.

Charming.

Her family kept the Crickett rifle in what they considered to be a safe spot, Cumberland County Coroner Gary White told the CNN affiliate

A safe place? Let me guess...next to the toilet?

The boy was playing with it Tuesday when it accidentally went off and killed his sister, White said.

Oops.

"The little Crickett rifle is a single-shot rifle, and it has a child safety," White told CNN. "It's just a tragic situation."

It is not a tragic situation! It’s stupidity!

Kids and guns: 'These are not isolated tragedies'

The Crickett website features three .22-caliber rifle models for kids, with shoulder stock colors ranging from pink to red, white and blue swirls. "My first rifle" is the company's slogan.

Family members Wednesday described the shooting as an accident.

"He just picked (the gun) up before he realized it," grandmother Linda Riddle told WLEX.

Riddle said her granddaughter enjoyed singing and playing outdoors, and she loved her brother.

Of course she did, you moron...she was a baby!

"It's just tragic," uncle David Mann told the CNN affiliate. "It's something that you can't prepare for."

Yes you can...once a moron...always a moron!

Riddle said she is devastated, but comforted knowing that her granddaughter is in a better place.

"It was God's will. It was her time to go, I guess," she told WLEX. "I just know she's in heaven right now and I know she's in good hands with the Lord."

ewwwwweeeooooowoeoroo ! ! !

Caroline Sparks' death comes after two other incidents in recent months involving young children shooting others.

In early April, a 4-year-old boy in Tennessee shot and killed a 48-year-old woman, and just days later, 6-year-old Brandon Holt was killed in New Jersey after being shot in the head by his 4-year-old playmate.

Oh, I give up!