I'm social. I'm social, already!

The following is an e-message I sent to my daughter, just to be funny. Today, I'm extremely grateful for the social security that's been deducted from my earnings through the years. I have multiple sclerosis.

remember the big chunk of your paycheck

that would be deducted for something

called, "social security"?

remember thinking, i'll never need that!

i'm young and healthy...i need that money

now!

macy's is having a great sale and i'm

losing a big chunk of my pay for social

security...

hey! i'm very social and quite secure!

give me my money back!

little did i know that account is their

mad money, fux!