A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering
on the absurd,

stood up to leave the bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air,"  he thought,
and crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first
into the mud.

"Screw this," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the
doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking again last night, didn't
you?" she asked.

"Uh, yeah," he said sheepishly. "How did
you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again!"

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HAPPY  NEW  YEAR!