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Thank you gawd for Sarah and Donald. So much to have fun with...where to begin? This is easier than shooting fish in a barrel.

Okay, let’s do some dishin’ starting with Sarah...do you think her voice is tantamount to nails screeching along a blackboard or is that too generous of a description?

Have you imagined Sarah as president giving her inaugural address? Oh my bleeding gums! Just shoot me.

Then we have The Donald. That his hair precedes him is the kindest thing to say. Is it alive? Is it dead? Has it ever been sent to a lab for analysis? Or should it just be buried and put out of its misery?

If he is so wealthy, why doesn’t he invest in a decent toupe? He lives in New York City where the very best toupe designers are available. 

And the most obvious reason The Donald shouldn’t be president? His ego would never fit into the oval office.