Tom DeLay—That Illustrious American

Here’s a good reason to stay in school and learn to read and cipher. If you don’t, slime like Tom DeLay will hover over you like a hungry vulture surveying just so much prey...hovering...hovering...until finally swooping in for the kill. Pack your belongings in a paper bag; you’re shipping out. Where to? A humid, tropical island jungle…an island not described in travel brochures, I assure you.

Destination: Saipan, where unsuspecting workers will be forced into despicable conditions at coolie wages. Tom DeLay runs the operation. Once garments are sewn together, they are shipped out around the world with labels cunningly if misleadingly made to read Made in the USA.