Tell me why…

Why didn't anyone from the enemy camp (assuming there is one) get their hands on the trash from the Armstrong ranch where Deadeye Dick Cheney was lushing it up while huntin’ lawyers -- oops, I meant Quayle…oops, no, really, I meant quail -- and then count up all the dead-soldier beer cans???

You can bet your Bill o’ Rights that the Republicans would have been out there en masse performing this little courtesy if it had been Bill Clinton on a hunting trip…