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Coming soon!
Don't forget:
Nationwide Baby-Drop Day
is almost here!

Starting at midnight, December 22, 2015,
just drop off your unwanted baby, child,
(or husband)
at the nearest anti-choice location.

Just look for any Catholic church,
any evangelical Christian church,
or the home or office of any
Tea Partier, Christian, or Republican.

When in doubt, just leave the bundle
on the hood of a car
with one of the above bumper stickers
(anti-science bumper stickers work, too).

Then walk away, knowing that
they'll welcome your gift
as coming from almighty God Himself.

Remember:
If they want to make YOUR decisions,
then give them the consequences
of THEIR decisions!

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