Y'know something, Americans, you are starting to piss me off! 

Quit the poor me attitude and put on your thinking caps! 

Seems to me there is a shitload of plastic out here and we just can't figure out what to do with it; like directions aren't included.

It's plastic, for kwist sake! 

Make raincoats! 
Or board games! 
Or toys! 
Or lawn furniture! 

Or all of the above and more!

Oh, granted it isn't oil, but plastic can be repurposed by a creative, futuristic panel.

And there are profits to be made, too! 

Dot Calm