The Derby...The Preakness...The Belmont!
Did y'all watch the Preakness today? I know! I know! The poor little mistreated "horsies." But, I'm thinking those "horsies" are treated better than some American kids. And for a mere two minutes of work. My Dad and I would watch. Believe it or not, I'd be able to pick the winner more often than not just by watching the pre-race show. And my father would ask, "did you have a bet on it?" Of course not! I wouldn't even know how to place a bet. Except for the time we really went to the races. And, no...I didn't use the line Julie Andrews shouts from the stands in "My Fair Lady"...Come on...come on...Move your Bloomin' Arse!"

What's with the hats?