Did you hear that?
Click, click. Yeah, what was that? I dunno. What were we saying? So, how are the kids? Fine. How are you feeling? Click, click. There’s that sound again. What do you suppose it is? I dunno. The kids are fine. It’s raining here today. Is it raining there? Click, click. There it goes again. No, it’s sunny and warm here. Click, click. I’m going to hang up now...I can’t stand all that clicking. Is this a party line?
No. This is not a party line. Welcome to the Halliburton Phone Tapping Service. Your conversation is being monitored, and anything you say can and will be held against you. Have a Nice Day.
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